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Tag: worst of
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Movie Review – In the Earth
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In the Earth should be in the trash can. This movie flopped so bad it reminded me of a fish out of water. The noises they used were horrible. They grated on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. It didn’t add to the movie at all, like some sound effects do. Four…
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A Take 2 Movie Review – Flesh Is Heir To
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Recently, our UK RunPee reviewer Rob Williams reviewed this movie.ย The movie studio complained, so we decided to give it another look. I offered to watch it to give a counterpoint review. ย However, I didn’t enjoy the movie any more than he did. ย (Note: I have not yet read his review so as not…
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Indie Movie Review – Flesh Is Heir To
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.โ Groucho Marx has a deeper philosophy than this film. When I get a link for a film, I look for the appropriate IMDb page. Partly to see if I recognise any of the cast, but mainly to make sure Iโve got the…
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Rewatch Review – Deck The Halls
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Deck The Hallsย joins the pantheon of films that I seem to be the only person who likes them: Cats, Gemini Man, Ghostbusters (2016), Godzilla (1998), Alien Resurrection, Planet Of The Apes (2001), Star Wars I: The Phantom Menaceโฆ I enjoyed them all! OKโฆย Phantom Menaceย was a bit of a disappointment. Butย Deck The Halls is almost universally…
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Indie Movie Review – Clownface
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This wonโt take longโฆ Clownface is awful. Just plain awful. Usually when I watch and review a film I sit with a notepad and pen and watch it through. Then, while Iโm writing up my notes Iโll have the film playing again in the background. The second time it doesnโt always play through, as I…
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Null Movies – Films with a 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes
Null Movies are a thing After many weeks discussing how we grade movies at RunPee, from A+ through F-, I thought I was done. But NOT SO FAST!ย There’s an even worse film than the lowly F-. How about a null score that statistically nobody has a good thing to say about it? It’s so…
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F Movies – What films FAIL at RunPee
The dreaded F. These are the abominations littering the sticky cinema screening floor. They waste everyone’s time and money — whether it’s the production studio, the actors or director, the poor crew, and (especially) the viewers. Could they be any worse? They aren’t worth going straight to video. They aren’t worth seeing free on Netflix.…
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Movie Review – Artemis Fowl, from a novel novice
Honestly, I have to ask: What WAS this? I’m told the Artemis Fowl books are top shelf, but the origin film is merely…meh. So I watched the movie with low expectations: usually that means I can walk out feeling somewhat sated. In this case, I was infuriated. How hard could it be for Disney to…
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5 Older Movies Weโd Love Remakes Of (And 5 That Are Perfect)
It is a truth universally acknowledged: a single movie in possession of a large following must be in want of a remake. At least, thatโs how Hollywood executives seem to see things! Love โem or hate โem, the real truth is that remakes arenโt going anywhere anytime soon. And thatโs even understandable, to some extent.…